Let’s talk about…an introduction (and your pee hole!)
Hello! I’m glad you’re here. I’m 45 years old, a practicing lifestyle femdom, and a licensed registered nurse. A unique set of qualifications to answer or find answers to all of your burning questions about sex, BDSM, reproduction, and relationships. Ask me anything here. Use a throwaway email address if you want to remain anonymous. Please let me know if I can post your question. I’m also going to try to have comments open so you can ask questions there as well!
I want to remove the shame from educating about sex and reproductive health - there is nothing wrong with having a question, no matter what the question is. I just have a few qualifiers: the question has to be honest and the question has to be direct. If it’s neither of those things, then you’re not seeking knowledge, you’re seeking a reaction, and I need you to start again.
The first thing I want to talk about with you is using food during sex. You’ve either done it or thought about it. It involves some anatomy we need to learn about. So let’s talk about it!
The little hole you pee out of is called your uretheral meatus. Don’t put food on that. Butthole? No food. A vulva? No food. The vulva is all of the mucosal area around the vaginal opening. I told you I was a nurse. Stay with me, everyone knows someone with a vulva and a vagina, and you should know that they are not quite interchangeable.
You should be able to say the word “vagina” without giggling. Say it out loud right now. Vagina. Vagina. Say it. Vagina. There are so many vaginas on the planet Earth. I know that it’s the most interesting part of a human to a lot of you. Show it some reverence. Vagina. The vagina and the vulva. The vulva is the area around the vagina. Say “vulva.” Say it out loud. Vulva. Vagina.
It’s very sexy to someone like me when a person isn’t hesitant or shy about using the correct terms for human anatomy. Penis. Vulva. Vagina. Those are parts of the human body. Most people have some of them. Never say ‘all people’ about anything anatomical - you have no idea what’s going on out there! All kinds of variations that people don’t talk about because of shame and stigma.
Back to the food; there are some exceptions. Olive oil is a pretty universally safe lubricant. I think coconut oil is good but I’d need to consult the broken ass google to make sure. I think it has antibiotic properties, which would make it safe to use on your parts. No butter. Why? Do you have any guesses?
Butter has dairy solids in it, and those can give you an infection. It can cause a urinary tract infection or a yeast infection. It’s food for bad bacteria to eat and grow big and strong and overrun all your downstairs tubes. You can get a yeast infection in your butthole, yes. It’s not just for vaginas.
Keep food* away from holes, basically, except for the mouth hole.
Otherwise, have fun! Put whipped cream on a nipple! The world is your oyster.
One last note about your urethral meatus: pee after you or anyone else touches it with fingers or anything. Anything at all. Pee. What peeing does is flush out anything that is foreign to your natural ecosystem.
It doesn’t matter whether the meatus is on a penis or a vulva; you need to flush it out after it gets touched. Because penises ejaculate through the urethra, that does a little self-cleaning. Vagina owners have a slightly more challenging anatomical situation and have to go do a manual flush. Urethras on vulvas are situated between the clitoral hood and the vaginal opening. As an RN, I’ve seen them almost inside of the vaginal opening on some women when I’ve placed catheters. Flush that thing out after it gets stuff on it!
Imagine taking a handful of lotion and rubbing it across your nostrils. That’s what happens to your urethral meatus when there are fluids rubbed across it. They can get inside. And they’re mixed with whatever bacteria was on the appendages involved (fingers, tongues, penises, vulvas, vaginas, etc.)
What a conversation! Thank you for reading, and stay tuned for more.
Love,
Miss Janice
*Yes, including trying to anal intercourse vegetables. There are too many opportunities to lose things up there if they don’t have a proper base. If it breaks when you bend it, it’s not a proper base or safe for insertion! We’ll talk a lot more about anal play, so come back soon or sign up for my newsletter! Love you, cuties.
